Sometimes I wonder how big my dick would be if I were a guy
so, here’s something. i found a calculator online to help you figure that out
Jordan, the First of her Name, Khaleesi of the Great Mariothoners, Queen of the Sass from Coast to Coast, called PoofyOddish, Protector of the [Bottle Crew] Realm, Mother of Golden Sun.
today at work i asked a customer if he wanted french vanilla creamer with his coffee and he said no because he wanted the “heterosexual” creamer instead and it just blows my mind that straight people say shit about how queer people “force our sexuality on them” because i have never met a single queer person who has done something like assign a sexuality to coffee creamer
what does heterosexual creamer even mean
no homogenized milk